August 2010
1 post
July 2010
14 posts
“You can boast about anything if it’s all you have. Maybe the less you...”
– John Steinbeck
I slammed my finger in my car door today.
It’s been bleeding for almost four hours now.
June 2010
23 posts
The Iron Chef always wins.
I hate it when you realize you have to poop right...
Bonnie Raitt Something to Talk About
Just realized I have 3 weeks of online homework to...
I’d rather some one gag me with a fork than do all of this; it’s Friday. Now I know why I’ve never taken an online class before.
Me: "I call my mom Linda."
K.P.: "I call my mom cunt."
May 2010
30 posts
What could potentially be the most awkward night...
Lindsay: My whole life, all you've ever praised me for is my looks.
George Sr.: Oh, no, you're looks...
Lindsay: Yes, Dad. I mean, it's always been, "Michael's got the brains, Gob's got the charm, Buster's got the..."
George Sr.: ...High fastening pants.
Lindsay: Oh, you said that?
George Sr.: No. I'm saying that now.
